Dystopian Legacies

Welcome to my humble abode everyone, before we get into all my trusty sidekicks and I show you around, let me give you a sneakpeak into my world.

Introduction

Seven years ago all the nuclear power plants just went boom out of nowhere, no one knew what to say or do or how to respond to it. Yeah, that happened. Ended up wiping about 94% of the population; kind of like those bug sprays you may have seen on the TV. So well now that there aren't many of us left we have to stick together; or so you would think. People of this day and age are greedy and agry but mostly angry. So I've learnt to survive by myself. But I'm not alone, I may be surviving by myself but I'm definitely not alone. Becasue I ahve these great comrades that stick with me whereever I go and support me in doing whatever I do.

Allow me the honors of introducing, my legacies.

My Friends
Knife Kent

First up, the one and only; Knife. This little guy with a sharp tongue always stays close to me heart, helped save me and his friends countless times, you wouldn't even believe the amount of intimidation that this guy can let off. One sigh of him and thousands will turn their backs and run with all their might.

Overall usefulness in my adventures: 10/10, honestly the leader of all of my crew and keeps them in check with ease, great help all-around

ScrewDriver Jayce

Next up is ScrewDriver. Can't say much about him except for the fact that he's a great father to his son. Screw; who I'll introduce to you in just a bit. Anyways, he's been with me ever since I was but a little young lad. He used to be my father's friend but after a while he just ended up with me after the explosions somehow. Sometimes when Knife can't do the job or if I somehow let Knife out on a vacation, Screwdriver is always there to back me up without any hesitation.

Overall usefulness in my adventures: Absolute 3/10 by himself but when the good ol' father and son team up; it's a solid 8/10

Screw Jayce

Alright, without further ado, allow me to present to you ScrewDriver's son Screw. Oh man oh man has this tiny guy been a pain to deal with. Nothing like his father at all, always gets lost the moment you take his eyes off of him. Like you have no idea, there was this time when I was just going for a swim, actually I'll leave that story for another time but anyways this little bugger just disappeared from my pockets for a whole day. Until I found him hiding under my boots. No idea how he even managed to get himself stuck down there. Honestly, takes a lot of effort to manage and keep this kid top notch.

Overall usefulness in my adventures: Absolute 3/10 by himself but when the good ol' father and son team up; it's a solid 8/10

Hammer Harry

Alright buckle up folks cause this one isn't as nice and innocent as the others. Hammer here has been a good friend for just the past two years. Found him on the side of a road near an orphanage in a town that had been long abandoned. Call it love at first sight because the moment our paths crossed, I instantly wanted to adopt this fellow. However he's not as nice as he looks, when knife isn't around and there're some 'problems' that need to be dealt with, Hammer is the one to take the charge. Even ScrewDriver has respect for him, this is especially surprising given that Hammer might just be half of ScrewDriver's age.

Overall usefulness in my adventures: Absolute 8/10 but given his messy way of cleaning up my problems, sadly I have to lower it to 6.5/10. Great friend nevertheless, amazing listener.

Chisel Campbell

There was a time where I was once stuck in a prison made by other humans. They imprisoned me in order to gain access to the location of all my items and valuables which I had hidden; many of which also included some of my friends which I've already introduced to you. Every day they dumped food into my two wooden bowls and I had no choice but to eat it with a thick steal rod acting as a spoon, and at times as a fork. Over my stay there I molded the steel rod to act as a form of a chisel, and used one of the wooden bowls to create the handle. After 4 weeks of constant mental and physical torture and modifying the rod, I finally made a chisel and made my escape which took an entire days worth of hard work alongside Chisel. If I ever need to make utensils or carve anything quickly, Chisel can help me. Knife and Chisel have worked as a team many times and have gotten really close especially during our carving sessions.

After the escape, Chisel has been by my side so when it comes to how useful she's been, I don't think I can put a number on it. So the rating of course has to be [ERROR]/10.

Thermometer Thompson

Thermometer wasn't always my friend. I actually obtained him from one of the old villagers after helping them with carrying some of their old belongings to their new house. They just had Thermometer lying around so I asked if I could take him. Thermometer isn't exactly the social or outgoing person in our group, he keeps to himself a lot more than you may think. But the moment there is any sort of threat nearby, he will let us know without failure. Because of the incident back then, a lot of the grounds are radiated and Thermometer is one of the very few people left that can actually detect the radiation, sometimes even people are radiated and infected; and since Thermometer is a fair person he alerts us of the infected people as well so he can keep everyone at a safe distance.

Overall usefullness in my adventures: 10/10 Since I can't really see the radiation in this ever-so-slightly radiated planet. We all think that he's a crucial part of our team.

Shovel Stallion

After making my first ever house, which Hammer helped a lot with, I had to get some sort of stable source of food. The first that came to mind was a crop farm but since the ground was so rough I needed some sort of tool to actually dig and make the farmland so I set out to find anything that be of help. That's when I met Miss Shovel Stallin (Pronounced Cheval, with a french accent). During my travels to a town over the hills, I found an abandoned house that was full of debris and random ornaments. I looked towards the far right corner of the main room and there she was, just sitting there quietly in top notch quality. I ended up bringing her back and we got right to work. The only reason I'm alive today is because she helped make the farm, I will never forget everything that Shovel has done for us.

Overall usefullness in my adventures: 5/10 Shovel isn't really called out for help too often but given her nature of finishing the work quickly, she is a good addition to the team.

It hasn't been too long since we've all gotten to know her so come back in a few months and the rating may have gotten better.

Grip 'Trainer' Grant

Last but not least, I present to you the one and only; Grip Grant. Now this little fellow here has helped me out more than you can imagine; in terms of which one of these guys I got the best result from, hands down it has to be Grip. Every single day, as I breathe and live I use him to strength my grip and this has saved me countless times. Even that one time when I almost fell off a cliff but because my grip was so strong I held onto a huge tree branch and lived. He's allowed me to gain far more strength than what I could've ever wanted. Without this guy, I wouldn't have been able to get through so many hard times. On a personal note, thanks Grip; I love ya buddy.

Overall usefulness in my adventures: 9/10, what can I say; when someone helps you out this much and still continues to train you, you can never go wrong with em.

Conclusion

The best friend of course has to be Knife, with Grip being a really close runner up but hey maybe by the next time you come back and we take a peep into my life again, things might've changed a bit. And who knows maybe I'll have more friends to introduce to you, or better yet Grip might become the best friend of the year next time around.

And now I say, without the jokes, Th-th-th-th-th-That's all, Folks!